I’ve told several people lately that I’m into True Blood. I mean, I’m like 12 seasons behind, but whatever.
People seem to have this response:
is it like Twilight?
Well, I have no idea, because I don’t know anything about Twilight. My best guess is that Twilight is PG-13 True Blood.
Then comes this:
well, what is it then?
It’s like soft porn with vampires.
Men seem to be amused by this simile. My mom, not so much.