The Hot Matriarch was in Hawaii shortly after I was. I LOL’d when I got this one.
“I had this really weird New Yorker experience though of feeling a little freaked out that we were out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with no civilization or LAND for a thousand miles. When the sun was setting the evening we arrived, it freaked me out because it was so bright and I was like ‘John can you believe that’s a STAR?!!’ And he was like, ‘did you smoke up on the plane?'”