Friends, I’m not condoning getting knocked up just to make me happy, but seriously, someone have a baby so I can buy you some of these prints for your nursery.
AA loves baby animals, her favorite pastime is googling “baby animals.” This generally only elicits a half hearted “aw” from me and then I leave her office. My maternal instinct just oozes out of me, I know!
I guess I should start collecting these things. I’ve still got these babies on the mind after writing about them in December. Ironic things for babies make me gleeful. Some people don’t seem to understand the hilarity in them, and think that the baby will be offended by the sarcasm. Um hi, BABIES CAN’T READ. If I am changing shitty diapers and dealing with baby vomit I will most definitely need a dose of some upright irony.